For Those who like Cyber Sex...

This is WAY too good NOT to read...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

Sweetheart: { [logged off]

My Harry Bear...

This past friday morning (Scottish time) my Harry passed away... months after the vet thought he would but... i get by... thinking that he was old, he had a happy life but i still miss him...

I miss you my harry bear...

Sadness

Charlotte Robertta, charlie, chewie, char char.... January 2008 to August 23 2009

Our poor charlie passed away today after being hit by a car... she was taken from us, such a young pup and she was so full of life. she use to cuddle up and sleep with me, use to be the first to greet me when i came home from work. It's not gonna be the same without her around. not gonna be able to get use to seeing her cute face, her loving eyes. she was so wonderful... wtf.. why the hell did this happen!!!!!!!

My Harry... 14 1/2 years old... according to the vet they don't live much past 14... last night he collasped, very hard time breathing. didn't think he would make it thru the night but he did thanks to Hecate, she helped him, but he is still weak and old and not sure how long he will last. All i do know is i love him...

i loved them both... one very young dog and one very old dog...

Charlie will be sadly missed...

We love you Charlie & Harry...

WOW 2 Years

WOW can you believe it 2 years already... I don't know what i would do without him.

He can be an ass at times but he's my ass and i'm his brat. He's everything to me and my family & friends know it.

If you look at our profiles they are almost mirror each other. I can't see that partner box without his name it.

Well yesterday we had our renewal ceremony and this time i invtied the ppl that meant something to me. A bit upset that a few ppl didn't show that told me that they would be there no matter what. They were even on line and everything. BUT the people that were there, meant so much to me. My bro & sis LOL omg they are awesome. Rhy... holy hell she did an awesome ceremony. Evie, she really looked like a ho heheheh, Sly defiled a cow LOL.. Guen, i never saw an elf dressed like that before... our wee angel Madi, typical hehehe

Oh ya i didnt' say it was a REDNECK THEME.... Rhy did the best ceremony, she wrote the whole thing and was smashed off her ass... was so funny. My sis Kaedy, omg i found the outfit for her.. nascar pink LOL she was funny!!!!! she took it to another level, My Bro, stood there with his shotgun to make sure that no one ran (i had some SL issues but i returned), Our wee Madi, she was the typical farmer girl, Sly, well he showed up all posh like and changed quick, even sat on the cow... poor bessie she was defiled LOL. GUEN OMG... she found my hair *giggle* and i have never IN MY LIFE saw an elf avi dressed redneck style... holy hell it was great... Now Evie, she came from the strip joint, right from work LOL she was like the cousin that can't wait to get to the reception to hit on the other cousins LOL Joking girl i love ya. Oz was working at Freakheim and he had to come over to the other side of the island to see what was happening. I think he started to crack up...

Now Xen & I, well Xen wore his mullet LOL and cut off overalls with a smoke and a beer, & his redneck belt. Me, i wore my trashy blonde hair, with a pair of confederate hot pants & cut off tied shirt. barefoot and yes I was knocked up *Xen Jr due in 6 weeks*

It was great. Had alot of fun and i can't wait til our 3rd year.

I have so much to say but don't know how to put it into words.

All i can say is Xen I love you baby!!!!!!!

Not sure why...

Not sure why i like this song so much recently...

most likely cus the last 6 months or so of my life made me realise how much I love 1 man. I took for granted all the time we had the last 2 years and this past 6 months have been the hardest on us both.

Nickelback - if Today was Your Last Day

My best friend gave me
The best advice
He said each day's a gift
And not a given right
Leave no stone unturned
Leave your fears behind
And try to take The path less traveled by
That first step you take
Is the longest stride

If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
If today was your last day
If today was your last day

Against the grain
Should be a way of life
What's worth the prize
Is always worth the fight
Every second counts
'cause there's no second try,
So live like you'll
Never live it twice
Don't take the free ride
In your own life

If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories
Would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of
Swear up and down to God above
That you finally fall in love
If today was your last day

If today was your last day...
Would you make your mark
By mending a broken heart?
You know it's never too late
To shoot for the stars,
Regardless of who you are
So do whatever it takes
'cause you can't rewind
A moment in this life
Let nothin' stand in your way
'cause the hands of time
Are never on your side

If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories
Would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of
Swear up and down to God above
That you finally fall in love
If today was your last day

Relay for Life

Come one Come all... we are having a kick ass event tonight in Second Life...

3 DJ's battling for the freakiest.... all for a good cause too, RELAY FOR LIFE so SHOW UP!!!!!!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Principles%20of%20Lust/60/159/27

come and support everyone helping out!!!!

Give up...

Ya ok I give up... I work my ass off and i get shyt on in the RL and in SL.

Firstly, I have been trying like hell to get a car and i am told i am only able to get trade value cus I have no credit history at all. In a way it's good and another way its bad. I can't get shyt... i need a car and guess what I get nothing at all. I want this one van and i can't get it cus i can only get like 2K less than what the dealership wants for it. They won't come down or anything. Its starting to piss me off totally. I am doing everything to keep myself from saying fuck it and leaving.

I love my job in RL and its great but i just give up...

The net is another PIA... i tried that F**king hughes net and get dial up speed. So i transferred over to frontier net... was told i would be installed the same day as the phone and get a free lap top... its been 2 weeks or will be 2 weeks on saturday and not a damn thing... i am stuck on dial up and i can't met up with Xen. I really miss him like no one would believe and i think it's tearing us apart. We email but it isn't the same... I just want to actually spend time with him.

Now SL... i can get on it but i can't move a its not made for dial up... i just want to spend some time with my love, my fmaily and my friends. I miss it... and yes i am about to say fuck this shyt and leave everything... only 3 people seem to care if I'm around on SL. I don't know if I should come back or not. I miss so many people on there and OMG i miss my xen, my bro and my sis.

Sorry today has been a right horrible day for me and i needed to get the way i am feeling out. I just wanna curl up under my covers and forget about the world for a day or so.

I think saturday night I am gonna spend alone at home, maybe i will try and get on SL, i don't know I know i have to work from 8am to 4.30pm so i am leaving the house about 7am and will get home about 5.30pm I'll cheer myself up and get something to eat before work and a huge ass coffee or sumtin.

I just wish that... it don't matter if i have to say it then what's the point... eh, jsut goes to show me who my friends are.